It's Time For Golph!
To: B.J. Ribbin
Subj: Golph 'Outing'
Date: today
It's Deja Vu all over again! I swear it hasn't been a year already…
I think I'll give it another try… (on one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not. Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's only on the surface). I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn't enough anxiety in my life and thus will subject myself to the ridicule and scorn of those that can golph. I disagree with unanimity - I can so hit the ground! …I have this nagging fear that everyone is out to make me paranoid …
I stand ready to take the challenge - after all, what is the probability that something will happen according to the odds? I am READY! (yeah, right…exaggeration is not all it's cracked up to be and is a billion times worse than understatement). I don't believe I can possibly be as bad as last year… but I have my doubts about disbelief. If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure, and, given that, rehab is for quitters!
I know I can hit that little white/orange/day-glo green ball at least " " that far. After all, the shortest distance between the tee and the green is how far apart they are.
Jamie Aquanet has requested that I again partner with him… being evil is not all bad, eh?? Cooperation can only be reached if we work together, although I am not sure of his motives… as far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question. But who am I to judge! Those who judge others will burn in Hell! Prejudiced people are all alike. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. Death to all fanatics!
Oh, so you don't care if I partner with him or not?? Well… the world's full of apathy, but I don't care. There's no such thing as non-existence. We all have a purpose - I'm still not sure if I understand the ambiguity in that.
And so - I shall take up clubs again. And promptly get my rear end whipped. For reality is a big, nasty, vicious dragon, but I don't believe in dragons. Except for Puff - he's magical.
And when all is said and done, much more will be said than done…
Regards,
(My Identity Lies In Not Knowing Who I Am)
