To: GilMyMan, Squirt T.
Subject: RE: X-Files
If GA wants to come back (as it's been reported) and DD departs and CC ends up out in the cold when TLG falls thru, then I beleive CC 'n GA will continue without DD - the premise being that FM gets abducted with SM 'n CSM and DS spends every episode searching for truth. Each show brings forth new and revealing information on life, the universe, and everything in it until, in the last episode, we really find out the truth that SM is really Capt. Janeway and has never actually been trapped in the delta quadrant these many years.
CSM is really Q - just out to have some fun.
Commander Chakotay is FM's dad, a reincarnation based on Navaho legend.
Tom Paris was played by Krychek... you can tell by the amount of time Paris crawled through the Jeffries Tubes and the amount of time Krychek played with nanotechnologies - where in the hell do you think he got them in the first place???
In the final episode for both series, we find Scully in the desert east of Area 51 (you DID see the pictures at Terraserver.com didn't you?) near the strange symbol in the high desert. A noise reminiscent of God farting occurs and Scully looks on in amazement as the side of a hill vanishes and Seven-of-Nine walks through the wavering heat. She stops just short of DS's reach and sez "What's the matter? Don't you recognize your own sister. I was killed, but the BORG like dead meat and assimilated me into the hive. Why the hell do you think you keep seeing bees? You know, BEES... HIVE... QUEEN BEE, CLONES, QUEEN BORG, CLONES. Boy, are you and your partner really stupid or what??"
Q (as CSM) suddenly appears and sez "What? You think we pulled this off without Paramount’s help? Mulder was a fool. Actually, he was Nelix. We need someone that was silly as hell, but totally sincere in his ineptitude. Pompous, delusions of grandeur. That's our Mulder - err... Nelix."
DS goes nuts. Grabs CSM/Q by the balls and yells "Then Mulder was right! The government WAS covering up aliens! Rocket Ships! UFOs!"
CSM relaxes and sez "A little lower if you don't mind. It's been a looong time. You stupid as____! You still don't get it do you?? There was no alien UFO crash in Roswell in 1942. It was a FEDERATION ship that crashed! VOYAGER! In a space warp in time. She landed here and could never get up. After a while we were able to get some of the system functions going, like the tranporter (jeez, I don't know how many damned cows we killed getting the damned phase modulator lined up. Every damned farmer between here and Kansas was complaining. Jeez, damned) and the replicator; small shit, like bees at first, then babies, finally we tried it on kids - worked pretty damned well too, until that shit Jerimiah Smith zapped himself with it - no good that. Had to send out the rejects to deal with him. Gene Roddenberry didn't create STAR TREK. The FBI did. It was a ploy to bring to the public consciousness the plausibility of there being other beings, people from the future as well as the past, existing here and now. Your almost ruined it! Thank god we had the Emergency Medical Holographic Doctor... er, Assistant Director Skinnner, keep an eye on you."
"Oh Yeah?? Well what about Aurora??! HuH??! What about the sightings and the sounds and the twinkle-twinkle of little lights, huh, Mr. Smarty pants?? What about them??!" Scully demands to know.
"Ah, Scully, Scully. You STILL don't get it. Look up. What do you see? Stars? What you think are stars? No fucking way baby. Them are the underbelly lights of the new Voyager! Look! See those litty-bitty ones blinking red-pink-orange-orange-blue? I designed those myself." Still not believing?? Wait. She'll come down a bit. Now look, Scully, and believe!!"
Scully looks and can't believe her eyes!!
"You see, my dear, we are ready to begin a new voyage, a new experience. One guaranteed to please. WE'RE OFF TO FIND LEXX and then we're going to find D'Argo and kick some peacekeeper butt! Yeah, baby. Do you find me horney? Fox has already picked us up for 13 episodes. We're gonna be called 'The LEXX TREK' Want to come along?? I have the perfect slot for you."
So GillMyMan, if you got this far, does she or doesn't she, only her makeup artist knows for sure.
